Wednesday, May 26, 2010

BP Tweets

The Twitter account of British Petroleum Public Relations: BPGlobalPR. (H/O to J-Walk Blog)

A few examples:
  • It's official, the phrase "All the tea in china" has been replaced with 'All the oil in the gulf" - Can't wait for the royalties! 
  • Eating at a very expensive restaurant and spilled salad dressing on my pants. Not sure how to tackle this.
  • The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick!
  • I'm sorry, are people mad at us for drilling in the ocean?!? Maybe God shouldn't have put oil there in the first place. DUH
  • Negative people view the ocean as half empty of oil. We are dedicated to making it half full. Stay positive America!
  • Please do NOT take or clean any oil you find on the beach. That is the property of British Petroleum and we WILL sue you.

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