A few examples:
- It's official, the phrase "All the tea in china" has been replaced with 'All the oil in the gulf" - Can't wait for the royalties!
- Eating at a very expensive restaurant and spilled salad dressing on my pants. Not sure how to tackle this.
- The ocean looks just a bit slimmer today. Dressing it in black really did the trick!
- I'm sorry, are people mad at us for drilling in the ocean?!? Maybe God shouldn't have put oil there in the first place. DUH
- Negative people view the ocean as half empty of oil. We are dedicated to making it half full. Stay positive America!
- Please do NOT take or clean any oil you find on the beach. That is the property of British Petroleum and we WILL sue you.